Week In Pop Culture

It looks like fun being Suri Cruise.

I may be working on a scheme to convince Steven Tyler to let me stay at his Hawaiian pad.

Here's one more reason to love Melissa McCarthy.

How does Kim Kardashian keep getting acting jobs?

Brad Pitt hasn't quit helping New Orleans.

Even Armie Hammer knows those Texas cops and their drug charges are silly.

Russell Brand sounds like a jerk.

Russell Crowe is not happy about the Oscar nominations.

Drew Carey is no longer engaged.

I don't know what to say about these three ladies.

Wheel of Fortune sounds like a fun place to work!

Drew Barrymore is converting to Judaism.

Judging by Hangover 2, I'm not sure these paychecks are deserved for a Hangover 3.

Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler aren't besties.

Rihanna is getting more tattoos.

Jeremy London is in trouble. Again.

I would sell my cat to buy tickets to this show if it happens.

Salma Hayek took her boobs out to the movies.

Here's Miley Cyrus reminding you parents she's not a role model.

Joan Rivers had more face work.

Lisa Rinna is writing a sex book. Yeah. Think about that.

Speaking of sex, guess who hasn't had any in 29 years.

Ben Stiller is behind an upcoming HBO show.

Halle Berry is having baby daddy drama.

I would love to have Jen Aniston's new house.

Kim Kardashian's booty seems to defy gravity - for now.

Demi Moore is "exhausted."

Cynthia Nixon shaved her head.

Bethenny Frankel's talk show is happening after all.

Mel Gibson had jury duty.

Melissa McCarthy could not be more lovable.

If you think TV needs more Roseanne, here you go.

Here's one way for Madonna to get people not to talk about her freaky arms.

The Oscar nominations were announced.

Cynthia Nixon says she chose to be gay.

Kanye West is still kind of a jerk.

Britney Spears' dad is no longer her decider.

Aretha Franklin has put the breaks on her wedding plans.

Rihanna's friends need to have an intervention.

For a fashion designer, Jessica Simpson hasn't learned how to dress her pregnant self in a cute way.

Tracy Morgan was taken to the hospital in Sundance.

I'm actually sad about Heidi Klum and Seal.

Bryce Dallas Howard has a baby girl.

Whitney Houston is in a new movie. That's a good thing, 'cause she's allegedly broke.

If Orlando Bloom can't make this retro-looking cell phone handpiece look good, then I won't get it (even though I kind of still want it).

William Shatner won't be peddling bargain vacations anymore.

I didn't like this Stephenie Meyer book, so I won't see the movie.

The surviving members of Three's Company had a reunion.

Blossom is pregnant.

Kobe  Bryant's divorce was not cheap.

I still say Dane Cook is not funny. He's also a jerk.

Simon Cowell is single.

Rest in peace James Farentino.

And Robert Hegyes.