March Movies

Now that the Oscars are behind us, it's time for Hollywood to throw out movies that people will probably forget about next awards season. Still, there are a few movies I might see.

The Lorax

This is kind of cute. I will Netflix this one.

Being Flynn

Robert De Niro movies always get a glance from me - though not necessarily in the theater.

Friends With Kids

Jon Hamm? Yep. I'm in.

21 Jump Street

Only in the privacy of my own home.

Jeff Who Lives At Home

I think I could maybe make this viewing a drinking game.

Mirror Mirror

The only reason I'm curious about this one: Julia Roberts is bad.

Intruders

I can watch this in the daytime.

What I'll Skip:

• Project X - I am probably the age of the parents of the kids who are most likely excited about this movie.
• Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie - This is the kind of movie that should really just be a five minute internet clip.
• John Carter - I don't have a beef with Disney, but this movie seems less realistic than a cartoon. I can't do this (even though Taylor Kitsch is super hot).
• A Thousand Words - I am past the point of rooting for an Eddie Murphy comeback.
• Silent House - ANOTHER scary house movie? No, thanks.
• Goon - I bet this one is out of the theaters before the end of April.
• The Hunger Games - Never read the books because they didn't interest me, so I think it's OK for me to skip the movies.
• Wrath of The Titans - Ugh. Mythology.