After The Rain

There was a lovely spell of steady rain two nights ago. I could almost hear my yard singing! But a closer look around revealed two things I had not noticed before.

That, my friends appears to be a little fairy village that set up camp among my jalapeños, rosemary and basil.

I'm not evicting the mushrooms.

Yet.

Out front, I spied what has to be the home of a half million ants. These guys have to go. I'm not sharing a picture if my eviction notice because I don't want to hear from you people who are antists (that is what you call people who are all "ants are a vital part of the food chain," no?).

Fine. I'll confess. I bought an anteater. His name is Art. He's REALLY hungry. And available for parties.