Week In Pop Culture

I didn't know Jennifer Aniston had a LBD addiction until this poll.

Anyone surprised Ziggy Marley wants to legalize marijuana?

Tobey Maguire says he's not into illegal poker games.

Courtney Cox lives well in Malibu.

Beyonce surprised some kids.

Salma Hayek's husband allegedly had a wandering penis.

Without seeing one second of this movie, I can say (just by looking at this picture) that I won't see this Bradley Cooper movie.

Jada Pinkett Smith wanted to be a rock star.

How is Kid Rock still alive?

Drew Barrymore is making a movie that is not for people in my age box.

BOO! Sounds like that Sex and the City prequel might be happening.

I think I might be over Adam Sandler.

Did you know Brigitte Nielsen is still alive?

Someone get Ashton Kutcher an acting job so he'll stop starting Twitter wars.

I am cautiously optimistic about this remake of A Star Is Born.

Ewan McGregor adopted a baby.

If you're REALLY brave, check out these photos of a shirtless Sylvester Stallone.

Owen Wilson allegedly has problems.

Gwyneth.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is just sad.

Octomom needs an intervention - or someone to take her kids from her.

Not sure why this guy feels the need to say this about Michael Jackson.

Justin Timberlake (who isn't planning on making new music) is involved in MySpace's music thingy.

I totally want to go to the Essence Music Festival to see this!

Here's a not at all surprising story about Charlie Sheen.

Good news for the booze biz: Lindsay Lohan has been released to the wild!

Alicia Silverstone doesn't look Clueless here.

I always thought Quentin Tarantino was a bit off.

Because you can only ride the "Charlie Sheen's ex" train for so long, Denise Richards is the new Angelina Jolie.

Don't expect to see Charlize Theron get married (or do movies - she quit those, too, no?).

Stars without makeup slideshows always make me want to avoid leaving the house without makeup.

Did Michael Sheen think this hair would get people not to notice that he's a) with Rachel McAdamas and b) riding the subway?

Tracy Morgan. Blurg.

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are calling it quits (again).

I wish I had a few million dollars so I could buy just one thing from this auction.

Whitney Houston is still in rehab.

Because it's on Bravo, I'm probably going to watch this show.

Remember that singer from that band Counting Crows? Well, he wants you to know he's less crazy now.

America Ferrera is married.

I would like to think Princess Diana would look better at 50 than she does in this Newsweek illustration.

Pamela Anderson is being sued by an ex-boyfriend.

PETA has named its sexiest vegetarians.

If Shia LaBeouf is telling the truth here, I think he's even creepier than I did before I read that story.

I hope Tom Hanks wasn't kidding when he said there might be another Toy Story movie!

Beyonce gets cheeky.

 

Apparently, I'm not the only one who didn't know Jerry Seinfeld's Marriage Ref returned for another season.

Hugh Hefner already has a second girlfriend, so I'm pretty sure he's gonna be just fine.

Eminem must want attention.

Rihanna will tumble 4 ya!

I feel sorry for Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Tommy Mottola and his singer wife have a new baby while his ex-wife shows off her new baby (kinda).

These hands scare me!

I love my dog, but I don't think I'll be paying tribute to him the way Jennifer Aniston has done with her dog.

If you want to see a crazy Real Housewife try to sing and dance, go here.

Pink's message to people wanting to take pictures of her baby rocks.

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz are married. To each other.

Florence Henderson is sharing a whole lot.

Eva Mendes always looks amazing.

We may not hear any new music from Prince any time soon.

Carol Burnett is going back to AMC.

I am super excited about a new Pee Wee movie!

Sherri Shepherd wants to have a baby.

Jason Segel's assistant is a motivator.

Julianne Moore says she won't have plastic surgery.

Turns out, Justin Bieber wasn't actually attacked last week.

Rest in peace, Peter Falk.

Ten Things (Featuring Little Piggies)

What's not to love about Danny DeVito? I guess if you're foot-phobic, you probably should not follow him on Twitter. You should also stop reading now. Friends, I present the Little Piggies of Mr. DeVito.

These little piggies went to the beach.

Danny Devito on WhoSay

These little piggies went to Philadelphia.

Danny Devito on WhoSay

These little piggies took a ride.

Danny Devito on WhoSay

These little piggies went to Universal Studios.

Danny Devito on WhoSay

These little piggies went where few piggies should ever go.

Danny Devito on WhoSay

These little piggies went to work reading a script.

Danny Devito on WhoSay

These little piggies went to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Danny Devito on WhoSay

These little piggies enjoyed lavender.

Danny Devito on WhoSay

These little piggies found a cozy spot to rest.

Danny Devito on WhoSay

These little piggies like to skateboard.

Danny Devito on WhoSay

And a bonus ... these little piggies did not make me hungry.

Danny Devito on WhoSay

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Not Cool, Borders. Not. Cool.

This morning, while checking my email, I couldn't resist clicking on the message that promised 20% off my entire order from Borders (not that I need any more books as I have a stack of six books waiting to be read sitting on my nightstand). At the top of the message, the Bordersbot chose three books it thought I might like.

Yes! Right on, Borders!

The only problem: I read this book last year. I really liked it, but I don't need to buy it again. Borders should know that, since I am fairly certain I bought it from them. Don't they have computers to keep tabs of things like that?

Another hit!

Like the last one, I have also read this and loved it. I'm also pretty sure I bought it at Borders. Now, every time I buy a book from Borders (or Barnes & Noble), I use my member card to rack up points towards big bargains on more books. So, how did the Bordersbot not recognize that I already own this? I shrugged my shoulders on this, but the third recommendation made me a wee bit ragey.

OH, COME ON BORDERS!

I am ashamed to admit I bought this - but not for myself. I bought it as a "gift" for someone else (Trevor, don't even pretend that you didn't read it!). I was embarrassed to stand in the checkout line holding this. I didn't even flip through the pages because I didn't want some stranger to judge me (I had already judged myself as slightly douchey that day).

Again, I swiped my members card with this purchase. So how the heck does this happen? Is there some flaw in the Borders recommendation machine? Is this why they're struggling to stay afloat? Are they counting on me losing my short-term memory? Should I really be asking so many questions before I've had my 8th cup of coffee?

I don't know. But I'm so annoyed, I'm not even going to save that 20% off coupon that was just below those recommendations. At least that's what I'm telling myself right now. Seriously. I cannot buy more books. They are teetering on the edge of the nightstand and may crush me in my sleep. That's in my rotation of bad dreams - somewhere between sharks eating me and being lost in a zoo with talking animals playing tricks on me.

Everything Doesn't Have To Be Sexy

While the temperature here is hovering around the century mark, I've been freezing at work. I'm not complaining about the cold - well at least most of me isn't. My fingers have gotten so cold, they seem to be refusing to hit the right keys while I type. So, I decided I need some fingerless gloves to keep my hands warm and functioning. Have you ever tried finding cold weather gear in a place that only has cold weather for about two months out of the year? It's nearly impossible. God bless the Internet!

I turned to Etsy - home of the crafty folks looking to make a buck (or more). Now, this is what I had in mind when I started looking:

Nice, knitted gloves with fingers exposed to allow for typing (or texting/Tweeting/Facebooking on my phone when I can wear these in our winter weeks). Browsing a little further turned up these options:

I never thought fingerless gloves could be sexy! And who knew hands could have so much, um, personality? 

I suppose if I worked in a sex toy factory - or had a part-time gig as a dominatrix who worked in a freezer, these would be good options. However, I work in a much tamer environment (mostly). These are just not for me. Unless I want attention. Or a trip to HR.

Oh, My True Blood!

I have missed my favorite vampires and werewolves! Seeing this made me REALLY happy.

Season 4 Trailer

I haven't read any of the Sookie Stackhouse books (I may do that when the show ends), so I am on the edge of my seat waiting for this series to start. As if a war between vampires, werewolves and humans isn't enough - they're throwing witches in the mix!

If you've never seen the show, you should know it's naughty (it's on HBO, so that shouldn't surprise you). In fact, last season, I became fixated on some of the naughty bits. I tracked the following:

F*#k: 286Sex: 12.5
Hooker: 3

That's how many time the f-bomb was used, how many times there were sex scenes and how many times Lafayette called someone a hooker. I think I'll track it again this season and see if they can top that!

Week In Pop Culture

I had no idea these two were dating, so the pregnancy news surprises me.

If you want Katherine Hepburn's estate, it'll cost you a whole lotta money.

Salma Hayek sometimes makes a fashion faux pas.

Kim Kardashian x-rayed her, um, asset.

This explains why Missy Elliott hasn't been making music.

I am becoming more interested in the movie Pride & Prejudice & Zombies.

Sounds like the next Bond theme song will rock!

I will watch this Aaron Sorkin project.

Peter Frampton is getting divorced.

Two things about this photo: 1) Halle Berry's daughter is adorable; 2) The holes in her top tank make it look like she has blue nipples (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Sara Ramirez is engaged.

Some guy attacked Justin Bieber.

Courtney Love was burned in a fire.

One of those Glee kids wasn't so squeaky clean in his teen years.

Donald Trump got a raise, but it's probably not as much as you heard.

Tobey Maguire is a gambler.

Miley Cyrus.

Hoda Kotb is taking her boyfriend to meet her parents. That is a sentence I thought I'd never type.

Chris Brown still disgusts me.

Lindsay Lohan may go back to jail. Or not - at least not this time.

George Clooney is single again.

Here's how Beyonce is selling her new album.

Ryan O'Neal is still a jerk.

Don't let anyone tell you werewolves aren't hot.

Sad news about the "Rhinestone Cowboy."

Did you hear this superhero is going to die?

The actress who plays the same eye rolling character in just about every romantic comedy is engaged.

James Blunt is not funny.

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are shopping pictures of their babies. That's good parenting!

I had no idea Weird Al was still doing this.

This story about the new Muppet movie made me smile.

A few guys want to replace Christopher Meloni on Law & Order: SVU.

Here's one "celebrity" wedding I won't be watching.

They're not even divorced, but it appears Arnold Schwarzenegger is already paying child support.

These two look even better in real life than they do on Mad Men.

I'm sad for Zsa Zsa Gabor.

House arrest isn't keeping Lindsay Lohan from earning a paycheck.

Aretha Franklin is hurt.

50 Cent is writing a book.

Kind of surprised by Nicole Richie's dance moves.

How do we get word to Paris Hilton that we don't want her to release more music?

Madonna must be between Botox treatments.

This Man vs. Wild episode will at least be adorable.

I guess we'll never know which celeb is full of herpes.

I find this story about a celeb girl fight to be unbelievable.

This is some of the creepiest wedding news I've seen in a while.

Sean Kingston is doing better after that jet ski accident.

These three guys may be in the running to replace Regis.

Justin Bieber is just like every other boy (well, except he's richer and probably spends more on hair products).

John Travolta and Kelly Preston have one cute baby!

If you're looking for songs to add to your summer listening list, check these out.

Can't a new celebrity couple wear a bit of jewelry without people speculating about their future?

Statements like this don't make Heidi Montag seem the least bit credible.

I don't think Venus Williams cares about what she looks like on the tennis court.

I really hope this doesn't become a trend. Or this.

If anyone cares, there's a new Miss USA.

Daytime Emmy winners were announced last weekend.

Not the least bit surprised Hugh Hefner has a new blond girl. This Hef news also does not surprise me.

Angelina Jolie is making the world a better place.

A Bond director trashed the last film.

I don't know what Sacha Baron Cohen's next movie is about, but this makes me a little more interested.

Jennifer Lopez had a wardrobe malfunction.

Tone Loc was arrested.

Don't hold your breath for an Amy Winehouse comeback.

Keanu Reeves is writing a book.

Note: never call anyone Hitler if you're working for Steven Spielberg.

Rosanna Arquette is engaged.

Oh, Heidi Klum! NOOO!

A former boy bander is getting into the TV biz.

Judging by this list, I should get my invite to The Academy any time now.

A former kid actor says he's running for office.

I am more and more interested in Rock of Ages.

Katie Holmes being honored for her work in film is a joke, right?

New goal: churn out an album so I can tour and retire.

How Oprah is spending her summer vacation: building her network.

Rest in peace, Clarence Clemons.

And Ryan Dunn.

Showing Some Car Pride

I have seen these commercials and quickly dismissed them.

Don't ALL cars go "zoom" if you put a little pressure on the gas pedal? I guess that's not good enough for some. Take a look at what this driver has done:

I spotted this one on my way to work recently. Can you see why I rolled my eyes, then snapped a picture?

Mazda lovers aren't the only one showing their pride in their cars. Take a look at what my friend Adam spotted.

After you're done punching someone in the arm because you saw this first, take a closer look at this little bug's plate.

El bugo! How cute is that! I didn't even roll my eyes just a little bit! Something about those little cars makes me happy - and a plate that celebrates it (in this case) is kinda cute.

Is it just the red cars that do this or are there others out there? I'll let you know if I spy any more.

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Five Songs of Summer

I don't love the summer heat, but I love some things about summer: an icy cold drink on a sweltering day, a popsicle, sitting by the water, flip flops and, of course, music. I thought I'd give you a little something to be cool on this first day of summer. If you're looking for something to get you in the mood (especially if you're one of the lucky ones who has not been cursed with a few 100 degree days already), maybe these songs will help. Here, in no particular order, are my favorite songs with the word "summer" in the title.

Summer of '69 - Bryan Adams

I wasn't even born in 1969, but there's something about this song that just screams summer fun!

Summer Nights - John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

Oh, how I love this song! I know it says "summer," but I will sing along to this any time of year!

Cruel Summer - Bananarama

Hearing this as a kid, I remember thinking, "Overalls are cool!" However, growing up along the Texas coast, overalls are anything but cool in the summer. Wait. I get it. Wear overalls in the summer and it's cruel. This song now has a whole new meaning!

Suddenly Last Summer - The Motels

It's becoming obvious how old I am, no? I like that this song isn't peppy - it's a little sad.

Summertime - DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

This is my favorite summer song! First of all, I like that Jazzy Jeff got top billing in this - even though it was ALL Princed and Fresh. Second, I like that the only video I could find was a performance on "Soul Train." Look at how close he's holding the microphone. Is Will lip synching? The sideways cap, the dance moves - I could watch this over and over. And I might. It's summer summer summertime!