2011 Emmy Awards

Oh, how I love a relevant awards show! I'm live blogging them here, updating during commercial breaks if you're one of the singles checking in on my progress (read: drinking game which works a lot like this). Let's get it started!


Jane Lynch is hosting. I adore her on Glee and in movies, so I have my fingers crossed that this will work. A musical number. ARI AND LLOYD! YAY!!! And the laugh track. Boo. RON SWANSON AND HIS MUSTACHE! YAY!!! I'm already questioning why this is on FOX. It has this odd vibe - and not like a good odd. Upping the odd factor: Jane Lynch is wearing an aluminum foil dress that make her boobs look like sock puppets. It's over and the stars are on their feet, presumably because that opening number is over.


Jane's naming celebrities. More singing, this time from "The Emmytones." If I'm not mistaken, those singers are all from TV shows. FINALLY! TROPHY TIME!!!

Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel are the first presenters. They're wrestling on the floor. Kimmel has found Fallon's speech for their category (which Fallon says will go to The Daily Show). On to the award for outstanding supporting actress in a comedy series. The winner is: Julie Bowen from Modern Family. Wow! I did not see that coming. If anything, I thought Sofia Vergara would win. It looks like Julie's dress has some tape working overtime. Seriously, if she coughs, those twins are just -BAM- popping right out! She said, "There will be gift baskets tomorrow." OOOH! Hope she has my address! I LOVE A GIFT BASKET! She said "happy anniversary" to her husband. Sweet. :)

Julianna Margulies is presenting for best supporting actor in a comedy series. Why does she have big nipple-like baubles on her dress? The winner is: Ty Burrell. I so love him on Modern Family! Sad moment: he said his dad died before he started performing. He thought his dad would be thrilled that he works with talented people and gets to learn everyday. He said his dad would ask why he wears makeup. He would say, "Dad, just think of me as a very masculine lady." And his dad would say, "I do."


Jane's sticking with that aluminum dress. She tossed to a tape of Ricky Gervais (FOX is too scared to have him live?). Ricky said he's not allowed on American soil during an awards show. He was warned he'd be edited - and he was. Now, the award for outstanding directing for a comedy series. The winner is: Michael Spiller from Modern Family. What's with the creepy guy saying weird things as winners walk to the stage? "Michael had his eyes closed in his fourth grade picture."


Zooey Deschanel and Will Arnett presented the award for outstanding writing for a comedy series. The winners are: Steve Levitan and Jeffrey Richman for Modern Family. Oh, that episode where the kids walk in on the Dunphy parents doing the deed was real. So, not so much writing, but truthing? Still funny.


Jane (still in the aluminum dress) just welcomed everyone back to the Modern Family awards. I'm OK with that!

Charlie Sheen! What! Was that planned? Applause, presumably because he's alive and not a hologram. He's presenting outstanding lead actor in a comedy series. He addressed everyone from Two And A Half Men. He said, "From the bottom of my heart, I wish you nothing but the best for this upcoming season. We spent eight wonderful years together and I know you will continue to make great television." Not convinced. He should work on that serious actor bit. The winner is: Jim Parsons from The Big Bang Theory. Oh. I don't watch that show, but really wanted Steve Carrell to win for his final season of The Office.

Sofia Vergara and Rob Lowe are the next presenters. Could there be a prettier couple of presenters? They're giving away the prize for outstanding lead actress in a comedy series. When they announced Amy Poehler as a nominee, she took the stage. Melissa McCarthy did the same. Martha Plimpton followed suit, as did Edie Falco, Tina Fey (who looks great considering she just had a baby a few weeks ago) and Laura Linney (who might be wearing pajamas). They all held hands like they were in a pageant. So far, this is the funniest bit of the show! Standing ovation from the audience. Rob Lowe said, "Girls, everyone is a winner and I know you're going to go on to serve this body with distinction." The winner: Melissa McCarthy! They gave her a crown and some flowers. I don't watch Melissa's show, Mike and Molly, but I loved her in Bridesmaids. Melissa was crying, which made my eyes a bit misty - love that sincere moment.


Funny video clip showing other actors crashing The Office.


It's on to the reality/variety part of the evening (one-third of the show is history!). Jane's in a maroon-ish colored dress now.

Kaley Cuoco and David Spade presented the award for outstanding reality competition program. The winner is: The Amazing Race. Oh, you don't know how happy I am Toddlers and Tiaras is not included in this category. That's the kind of show that makes me hate television. Never watched this crazy race show as it's usually up against scripted shows I'd rather watch. But, good for them!


Now, they're presenting the award for outstanding writing for a variety, music or comedy series. The winner is: The Daily Show. YAY! Not that I don't love the other shows, but this one consistently makes me laugh four nights a week (when it's not in reruns). There are shenanigans happening behind the guy reading a silly speech.


The Lonely Island and Michael Bolton performed dressed like waiters. Then, Bolton was dressed like a pirate. Ed Helms, Maya Rudolph and John Stamos performed one of The Lonely Island's songs. Then, the boys freaked Bill Macy and chanted USA. Akon sang next. In case you didn't catch it, they were all performing songs nominated for an Emmy, it wasn't some random music break.

Lea Michele and Ian Somerhalder presented the award for outstanding directing for a variety, music or comedy series. The winner is: Don Roy King of Saturday Night Live.


Scott Caan and Anna Paquin presented the award for outstanding variety, music or comedy series. The Daily Show has won this eight years in a row (WOW!). The winner is: The Daily Show. Jon said, "If the world does need to repopulate, the announcing team of Sofia Vergara and Rob Lowe would make very pleasant children."


We've reached the drama categories now. If this is where we find out who really killed Rosie Larson, I'm gonna be pissed.


Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher are the next presenters. As awkward and unfunny as they are, I can't wait to not watch their show. They're presenting the award for outstanding writing for a drama series. The winner is: Jason Katims for Friday Night Lights. SUPER nice to see this little show get some Emmy love.

The award for outstanding supporting actress in a drama series goes to: Margo Martindale of Justified. She almost crawled up the stairs! She's very emotional. Breathless. Crying. Screeching. I imagine this is how I'd behave if I suddenly won an award. I don't know who she is, but I hope she wins something else (or at the very least winds up on a show that I watch).

Loretta Devine and Paul McCrane presented outstanding directing for a drama series. The winner: Martin Scorsese for Boardwalk Empire. Well, good for him! He probably has to clear off room on his trophy shelf for this. I cannot believe he did not let his eyebrows do the speech.

Kerry Washington and Jason O'Mara presented the award for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. The winner is: Peter Dinklage for Game of Thrones. Can someone check this: is Peter the first vertically challenged guy to win this award?


Uh oh. Storm has made me lose my Dish Network. Stand by.


Now, it's rebooting. Screen says it should take no more than 5 minutes. I'm searching the interwebs to see what I'm missing.

I don't know who presented the award for outstanding lead actress in a drama series, but I do know Juliana Margulies won for The Good Wife.

Still no satellite signal, but I am super happy Kyle Chandler won outstanding lead actor in a drama series for Friday Night Lights!


OK. Back in business. Confession: I just spent 30 seconds yelling at my TV and falsely accusing the local FOX station for losing audio before I remembered I muted the TV. 

Almost finished - in the movies and miniseries segment now. OOH! LL Cool J!!!


Jane Lynch is in some sort of gold/green dress.


The cast of Entourage presented the award for outstanding writing for miniseries, movie or dramatic special. Again, another bit that was not funny. Seriously, who wrote this show? Don't bring them back again! The winner is: Julian Fellows for Downton Abbey. British guy talking about something I haven't seen. ZZZZ.


The award for outstanding supporting actress in a miniseries, movie or dramatic special goes to: Maggie Smith for Downton Abbey.


Paula Abdul and Jane Lynch are dressed in suits with glasses, posing as accountants - because this is clearly the part of the show where we remind kids that nerds can be stars, too.


Melissa McCarthy and Amy Poehler presented the award for outstanding lead actor in a miniseries, movie or dramatic special. Maybe these two should host something? HELLO, HOLLYWOOD! YA LISTENING? The winner is: Barry Pepper for The Kennedys. Barry wasn't there.


The award for outstanding directing in a miniseries, movie or dramatic special goes to: Brian Percival for Downton Abbey.


The chairman of the television academy of arts and sciences took the stage. Nothing like seeing someone who bosses people from behind the scenes read from the teleprompter and try to show a hint of personality. OK. Snark is going away. It's the In Memoriam part of the show. These segments always make me sad - not just because I miss some of these people but also because I forget they just died this year (that's a knock on my slipping memory - not them).


Anna Torv and David Boreanaz presented the award for outstanding supporting actor in a miniseries or movie. The winner is: Guy Pearce for Mildred Pierce. WHAT!?!?! I LOVE HIM! I am so happy he's won something! It reminds me that he's Australian. He said he got to have sex with Kate Winslet many times, then said he got to "insert himself into Mildred." Oh, he's funny, too! 

Hugh Laurie and Claire Danes presented the award for outstanding actress in a miniseries or movie. I like that they got right down to it (with the exception of naming former winners), sparing us of the lame, forced banter. The winner is: Kate Winslet for Mildred Pierce. Oh, good! Her performance was the only one I had seen, but I thought it was absolutely award-worthy! She better be careful - that dress is fighting to keep her cleavage in check. Kate said you never stop needing your mom and thanked her mom. 


I admire Jane Lynch for her acting skills. You don't get to host a super lamely written show with a smile on your face if you aren't good. 


Don Cheadle presented the award for outstanding miniseries or movie. I love him. The winner: Downton Abbey.


Maria Bello and William H. Macy presented the award for outstanding drama series. The winner is: Mad Men. YAY! Now, hurry up and get here, 2012, so I can remember how much I love you! That Suitcase episode might be the best hour of television I've ever seen. More of that, please!

Gwyneth Paltrow presented the award for outstanding comedy series - WITHOUT PROMPTER, Y'ALL! The winner is: Modern Family. Wow! They just couldn't lose tonight! Can't wait for that show to return this week with it's hour-long season debut! It is one of my favorite ensemble casts - ALWAYS a hit!


One final note: Whoever decided to have an announcer make stupid attempts at jokes about the winners as they walked to the stage should be banned from ever participating in an awards show. I assume that person also signed off on the scripted banter between presenters that was more miss than hit. That person should go to some awards shows that don't matter - like those at MTV - to brush up on skills before playing with the big boys.


Closing it out with my favorite red carpet Emmy pic:

Week In Pop Culture

Victoria Beckham's little girl already looks stylish.

Be careful when searching for these celebrities online.

Whatever hope I had for the Charlie's Angels reboot is lost now.

Oh, good. Another TV crime show.

My favorite werewolf is single again.

Looks like I'll have to get my Gwen Stefani in L'oreal ads since No Doubt's new music won't be out this year.

I have such high hope for Dakota Fanning, so pictures like this of her not being a stumbling drunk kid make me happy.

I feel sorry for Redmond O'Neal.

It looks like Paula Abdul is bringing back her, um, fun self for her new TV gig.

Some of those Real Housewives of New York are not returning to the show.

Meanwhile, a Real Housewife has sold her house.

January Jones has a baby boy.

Yawning babies are cute - even if they don't belong to stars.

This Nicholas Cage story is creepy.

I'm gonna disagree with Brad Pitt: he and Angelina Jolie should NOT do more movies together.

Jump to conclusion: Sofia Vergara was looking at prenatal vitamins.

Does someone think a divorced couple should still be talking?

Henry Winkler is a good guy.

Jennifer Aniston's man may have shaved his beard for her. Sounds like love - or something.

Halle Berry is still rocking a bikini.

Alicia Keys' husband may be having an affair.

I am still not on board with Bridget Jones 3.

So, it's OK to mock the Kardashians.

Jewel is showing off her baby.

Charlie Sheen wants you to know he's off the drugs - for now.

So, Miley Cyrus won't be an aunt after all.

This super-fit couple may have split.

There are nudey pics of Scarlett Johansson on the internets. Like these.

Paul McCartney may be getting married this weekend.

Will all the young girls start dressing in their great grandma's gowns now?

Hugh Grant has a job.

A bunch of celebrities are in the new Guinness Book of World Records.

Maybe I should see Indiana Jones before the fifth one comes out?

I really want to go to Bill Clinton's birthday party.

Maria Shriver might be going back to work.

That whole Reese Witherspoon hit by a car thing was actually pretty serious.

I didn't realize that J. Edgar Hoover movie was so, um, detailed.

Maybe Lady Gaga has taken those crazy shoes too far.

Well, at least Rihanna is getting paid to be nearly naked.

These two are now fiction writers. I feel like such a failure.

Mary Tyler Moore should maybe stay out of the plastic surgeon's office.

Stop the remakes! I cannot handle a new Point Break!

ATTENTION LEANN RIMES: This is not healthy.

Christina Hendricks is giving my chest sympathy pains. Also, I've never thought the whole "butt on chest" was a good look for anyone.

AWW!!! HELL TO THE NO!!! Whitney is coming back to the big screen!?!?

Sarah Silverman is doing full-frontal for a new movie.

I don't know if I buy this short story about possible changes at GMA.

Tom Hardy very bluntly addresses those gay rumors.

I'm pretty sure I told you this movie was a dud.

I'm on the fence about Top Gun in 3-D.

Lisa Bonet's man is super hot.

Not shocked reality TV didn't completely heal The O'Neals. They still have problems.

This TV show could be a good one.

Sounds like things might be getting very REAL for one of those Real Housewives.

Kat Von D might be losing her hair.

Mary McCormack has a new baby.

George Clooney is showing off his latest girlfriend.

WARNING BRADLEY COOPER: Don't do it!

I thought ladies were the ones who married someone taller so they could reach things. Seth Green taught me something new!

Sandra Bullock says don't believe those rumors about her and Ryan Reynolds.

I suppose it's pointless to tell young celebs they shouldn't get covered in tattoos. And I hope this isn't permanent. And this one will be totally regretted in 40 years.

An actress and a TV carpenter are married.

What is the deal with celebrities and house fires?

Cyndi Lauper made two mistakes at the US Open: one the dress, the other - well, you'll just have to listen.

I'm actually surprised to learn Madonna can cook.

Does Drew Barrymore have a new guy?

Carrey is not right.

Demi Moore wants attention.

Jenny McCarthy looks different.

I'm pretty sure I won't see Charlie Sheen's new movie.

Maybe Matt Damon will be Jason Bourne one more time.

Amy Sedaris is funny.

Rest in peace, Andy Whitfield.

Online Coupons Gone Wrong

I love an online coupon! What I don't love: those that come across as more creepy than good deal. I've been keeping an eye on them lately. Here are a few that have made me shriek when I open my email.

Now, I appreciate a savings of 70% on most things. However, I have to wonder if you should put your fat in the hands of a stranger for a discount. The site says lasers do the zapping, but if they're only getting 30% of their usual fee, are they putting their best people behind the pointer? Also, this silly statement makes me question how seriously they take their business:

The procedure has no known side effects, except for the common laser-induced affinity for all works of science fiction.

Oh, good. I'll be a skinny geek. LAME.

Now, 91% off is one heckuva bargain! But I'm not putting my chompers in the hands of someone who's only collecting 9% of their usual fee. It's not that I don't think they couldn't put some sparkle in my shine. It's that I'm pretty sure they'll find something that will make me go back for a more expensive (and not discounted) service.


PASS.

This day, it was a random selection of goods. Get your teeth straight, a car wash, make beer at home, then go watch ladies play basketball. Did anyone grab all four deals?

I love gourmet popcorn. I do think the folks at Deanan could have chosen a better picture for their ad. Every time I peek at this image, I keep seeing a pile of skulls. Not appetizing. Look at it! It's like a scene from Goonies!


While I love me a good deal, I just find that more days than not I'm turned off by these coupons. And on the days that I buy one, I feel like I'm instantly up against the clock to make use of them before they expire. Too much pressure. 

Week In Pop Culture

John Travolta looks much better without the hairpieces.

Cher doesn't care if you see her as a work in progress.

I'm already calling this my new favorite TV show.

Little Suri Cruise is still wearing heels.

Am I the only one who thinks this Charlie Sheen roast should have happened six months ago?

I will never understand why celebrities walk around on public streets and sidewalks without shoes.

I am more surprised to see Anderson Cooper in the sunlight than who he's hanging with.

Ugh. Another one of these TV shows?

Mary Tyler Moore is getting a special honor.

Lindsay Lohan's sister looks different.

I really don't know what to think about Ben Affleck.

It's official: John Galliano is a hater.

I don't love the Kardashians, but even I think this is cute.

Paris Hilton is trying out a new job.

Lauren Bush is now Lauren Lauren.

Well, now Beyonce is just a show off.

Want some Schweddy Balls?

Blake Lively appears to like granny panties.

I wish I had a few million to buy just one of Elizabeth Taylor's pieces of jewelry.

New Year's Eve is going Gaga.

Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car.

Neil Diamond is engaged (and on Twitter).

Don't believe the reports Jessica Simpson is getting a breast reduction.

Idris Elba is making me thirsty.

The Price Is Right still has some behind the scenes creepiness going on. Allegedly.

NBC's Andrea Mitchell has breast cancer.

Kate Hudson's dad has pretty much guaranteed that he'll never talk to her again.

Movie I can't wait not to see: The Expendables 2.

Matthew Perry must still be raking in Friends cash.

Shannen Doherty's house is not in good shape.

Dr. Phil is talking about his interview with Casey Anthony's parents, so now you don't have to watch it.

Sandra Bullock's little Louis is super cute!

Here's Lady Gaga without makeup.

Celine Dion's home was hit by burglars.


Hold On for this reality show.

Farmer Ted was arrested.

New couple alert!


The View's new brides talked about their respective big days.

Can you tell Selma Blair had a baby six weeks ago?

Fellas, here's Olivia Munn in a bikini.

The CMA nominees have been announced.

If you want to give Madonna flowers, don't give her these.

Jim Carrey is still doing strange things.

Guy Ritchie has a new baby.

Is this a new Hollywood couple or are they "just friends?"

Gerard Butler = still hot.

This potential Oscar host seems a bit random. But it IS official.

Two people I almost forgot were actors are in a movie together.

Adele just makes me happy.

Susan Lucci is still bitter about her soap bubble being burst.

A little creepy: Al Pacino's girlfriend is 40 YEARS younger than him.

I can't believe airlines think they can kick someone (even a rocker) off a plane because their pants are too low.

Diddy is one heckuva vodka pitchman.

Melissa Joan Hart is right on with the crazy controversy surrounding DWTS.

Ralph Macchio has a sense of humor.

Billy Corgan is pretty much a jerk.

It seems like The Talk is lost.

I don't care what NASA says, I'm still interested in that Apollo 18 movie.

Who knew Susan Boyle and Nicki Minaj were a match made in somewhere?

Bethenny is now trying to take over the world of fiction.

Happy Labor Day!

If you're one of the lucky ones NOT laboring today, enjoy your day, slacker! If, like me, you're working, maybe these cards will get you through the day.

And I'll leave you with an important tip.

Week In Pop Culture

I seriously hope black eyes are not the "new thing" for Fall.

A crime show actor allegedly got violent with a neighbor.

This made me a little less interested in Alexander Skarsgard's new movie.

I can't be a bit smart alecky, but even I wouldn't do this.

A couple of famous ladies allegedly compared notes on their famous ex.

Until I see a promo, consider me on the fence about this new AMC series.

Kate Winslet still looks great.

Mel B has a baby girl.

For reality show stylist trash talk, click here.

I don't know how we would have made it without a Justin Bieber holiday album, but we'll never know now.

Kim Kardashian's new husband met her first husband. AWK-WARD.

Tom Jones is out of the hospital.

Oscar De La Hoya has finally come clean.

It looks like Shia LaBeouf is wearing one of his mom's holiday sweaters.

I don't know that I believe this latest chick fight rumor.

If you can't get work, you could be like Lindsay Lohan and get another tattoo.

Justin Timberlake's surprise concert gives me hope that he'll make another album some day.

Venus Williams is so sick that she can't play tennis. Sad.

Now, Marc Anthony is talking about his split with Jennifer Lopez.

Slash and his wife renewed their vows.

Hackers got Julianne Hough's cell phone pics.

Christina Ricci is super cute. Why did this magazine do this?

I'm really not that interested in this new slice of American Pie.

I'm also opposed to the Dirty Dancing remake.

A couple of skinny girls got into a Twitter feud.

Mel Gibson's custody mess has been settled.

A rapper is out of prison.

Alyssa Milano has a new baby boy.

Kate Hudson is already back in a bikini.

Marilyn Manson never has to try hard to make me think he's odd. Latest example: his, um, stiff date with her not-at-all private privates.

Robert Downey, Jr., is going to be a new dad.

A few ladies you know talk about relationships.

The Hoff is out of work.

Madonna gets older, her boy toys stay the same age. However, her face is I don't know what age.

Those Olsen twins did some good deeds.

This blurry picture of Henry Cavill as Superman makes me wonder how much is Henry and how much is Superman?

Justin Bieber crashed his Ferrari. Ugh. Typing that made me feel a little sick.

I didn't think it was funny when Tracy Morgan said this, so I wouldn't find it funny if Tracy Jordan said it on 30 Rock.

Fleetwood Mac is getting back together.

Darrell Hammond was seriously hurt in a car crash.

Daryl Hannah is now known for protesting not acting.

I'm really disappointed that I didn't get to spend my summer vacation with George Clooney.

Even dudes can't help but check out David Beckham!

I hope these two are back together.

MTV might as well call itself "Bieber TV" with a side of douchebags.

The official DWTS cast was announced. Can we find some way to make it so that when Nancy Grace is booted, she has to leave the country or stay off of TV?

What troubled economy? Snooki's ghostwriter is working on a second book!

This rocker lost his home to Hurricane Irene.

Matthew Fox might have a problem.

Adam Levine says what the rest of us think about MTV.

In case you intentionally didn't watch the VMAs (like me), here are some highlights. Here are the winners. Here's what the stars wore. Lady Gaga totally got into one of her characters. My favorite VMA news: Beyonce is pregnant!

Sofia Coppola is married.

Mariah Carey's workout partners are cute.

Brad Pitt's a hero.

A Victoria's Secret model is sharing some very important information.

Victoria Beckham was forced to give up her signature heels.

Ghostbusters 3 is apparently coming.

This probably made a bunch of teenage girls scream.

Jennifer Aniston is living with her new boyfriend.

Jessica Alba looks pretty good for just having a baby.

Sinead O'Connor still says strange things.

Sarah Jessica Parker is usually stylish, but I'd say these arms are a don't. This is also a don't.

September Movies

You know what I like about this time of year? Besides the fact that there are fewer 100 degree days, the movie options tend to get better. More of them want to be award contenders - and I like it! So, let's begin with what excites me.

The Debt

At first glance, I wasn't interested in this just by its title. Then, I watched the trailer a few times. That Helen Mirren - she's almost like a guy in that her age doesn't seem to matter. She can play just about any age and kick ass at the same time. LOVE her!

Apollo 18

My inner conspiracy theorist is intrigued by this. I will probably just add it to my Netflix queue (look, it's below 400 movies, so I can do that if I want to). Let me be clear: I do believe man landed on the moon, I'm just disappointed I can't vacation there.

Contagion

Oh, my. I will definitely see this in the daytime, while likely reapplying anti-bacterial gel to as much of myself as possible in the theater. Then, I will come home, shower and possibly refuse to leave my house ever again. PS - I'm seriously hoping this movie makes me excited about Matt Damon again. Hereafter and The Adjustment Bureau were a little disappointing.

Drive

Ryan Gosling? I'm in.

Straw Dogs

I'm not fully sure what happens here, but I'm curious enough to find out.

Moneyball

I probably won't love this, but I usually like a sports movie. And Jonah Hill.

50/50

If I'm feeling a bit sad and want a good cry with a side of giggle, this will be my pick.

Dream House

Ah. The movie where Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig fell in love. I'll see this at some point.

Here are the movies I won't see:

• Shark Night 3D - Um, hell no. I had to watch Shark Week programs during the day - and those are REAL shark stories. The idea of a fake shark movie in 3D makes me queasy.
• A Good Old Fashioned Orgy - This sounds like something I'd watch on cable. Late at night. When I can't find Point Break or The Town.
• Warrior - I don't even know what to think of this other than I'm not interested. 
• Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star - Ten seconds of the trailer made me think this was a direct to DVD movie. If it sits in theaters more than a month, I'd be impressed.
• I Don't Know How She Does It - If I have to see Sarah Jessica Parker as another lady who can't go through life without a meltdown, I might have a meltdown.
• Abduction - I am not a teenage girl, so I do not have to see every Taylor Lautner movie.
• Machine Gun Preacher - Is this movie for real?
• Killer Elite - I'm not convinced this isn't a video game.
• Dolphin Tale - Finally! Morgan Freeman isn't just giving words of wisdom to white people! He talks to dolphins!
• What's Your Number? - This seems like a sitcom that I wouldn't watch because I know it would be canceled in a couple of weeks.