Valentines

While I try to figure out who sent me cookies without a card, you read these and try to figure out how I feel about you.

Happy Hanukkah!

I hope Hanukkah is off to a lovely start for you! But it might not be if you're trolling the internet right now. Maybe these e-cards will give you exactly what you need?

Happy Thanksgiving!

The only thing better than turkey, the trimmings and pie (LOTS of pie) is a good laugh. If your family isn't funny, take a peek at these e-cards and giggle. Then, try to sneak in some of these one (and two) liners. I won't tell anyone that you didn't think of it first!

It's Election Day!

Since you can only legally vote once, I'm not heading to the polls today (I voted early). If you need a little motivation - and you shouldn't because voting is a pretty important privilege - maybe these ecards will help.

OK. Now, what are you waiting for? Get out there and vote!

It's Halloween To The Rest of You

Yes, my dog in his silly costume is pretty much the only way I observe Halloween. It accomplishes two things:

1. I show as much Halloween spirit as possible (minus the gorging of candy corn to the point of vomiting).
2. I remind the dog who's REALLY in charge.

For those of you who are adults who still go all out for this event - with or without children in tow - these are for you. Boo!

It's Suck Up Day!

You suck ups know what I'm talking about. It's "Boss's Day." REALLY? Because I'm pretty sure bosses thing EVERY day is their day. Here's my proof:

• They set meeting times.
• They can get you to drop everything - or else.
• They make sure you get paid.

Still, if you need to celebrate your boss (because you're a suck up), consider one of these e-cards:

And this is actually something I tell my boss every now and then:

The Earth is Round, Y'all!

Can you imagine if Christopher Columbus had been wrong about that? I mean, he's not, right? Because all those pretty pictures of the planet from space show it round. Unless that's all some sort of government conspiracy...then, ohmyGodwhatareyoudoingonthisblogwhentherearerealsitesdocumentingthis?

Non-conspiracy theorists, enjoy this little holiday and these e-cards.

It's Labor Day!

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to celebrate this holiday or not. I mean, I don't like laboring. So should I be happy I have reason to labor? Or should I be happy I don't have to labor in the office today? I don't think it's a real holiday unless there's a theme that can be successfully displayed in a dessert (and by "successful," I don't mean obscene).

Anywho... here are a few cards to mark the day. I think they're better than all those mattress sale ads in the newspapers!

And here's one more non-laboring thing to check out:

This dog makes my dog looks like he works pretty hard!