"Goonie" Sighting?

I only know of two Chunks - one is a candy bar, the other is a Goonie. Because I have a special place in my heart for Goonies, I was excited when I saw this:

Then, I was sad. Was he permanently hurt on one of his adventures and now cruises around in a minivan and needs special parking?

Once I decided to take a closer look, I zoomed past and saw it was a lady. Disappointing. Not my kind of Chunk.