THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

Not to be all Chicken Little, but I was walking my dog the other day when I saw something fall from the sky. I stopped and took a closer look, then freaked out.

Yep. A MFing snake.

Don't let my lack of exclamation points fool you. I panicked, gasped, thought about running the other way. Then, I took a picture to document this for you people (also for those who would never believe what I saw).

Do I think it was raining snakes? No. Well, not after a few minutes.

I do believe a bird probably dropped it not intending to elevate my heartbeat. But if I never have that happen again, I'll be OK.