It's Suck Up Day!

You suck ups know what I'm talking about. It's "Boss's Day." REALLY? Because I'm pretty sure bosses thing EVERY day is their day. Here's my proof:

• They set meeting times.
• They can get you to drop everything - or else.
• They make sure you get paid.

Still, if you need to celebrate your boss (because you're a suck up), consider one of these e-cards:

And this is actually something I tell my boss every now and then:

Have You Hugged Your Boss Today?

If you haven't, don't. If you have, you might be reading this from the waiting room outside the HR office. It's Boss's Day (not to be confused with "Bossy Day," an unofficial holiday I'm trying to get Hallmark to get behind). Maybe one of these cards would be good for your boss - but I would advise against sending one of them unless you know for a fact your boss wouldn't mind.

And this one feels like it was lifted from a conversation I've had a few times with my boss: