Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Last year, I was sick on St. Patrick's Day. Not a pre-holiday green beer binge, but the good ol' fashioned stomach flu. In my weakened state, I was slightly entertained with Twitter (didn't have to move much to read). I came across these green facts from the smartest guy I follow on Twitter - no offense to the rest of you but this guy is SERIOUSLY smart. So, I saved them just for this day. Here are Neil deGrasse Tyson's green truths:

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Choose your own card. I'm too lazy to pick one for each of you.

Also, if you try to pinch me, I will smack the you-know-what out of you.