Thursday, July 10, 2008

Fatal Accidents Are No Laughing Matter

But sometimes, artists renderings are.

I was looking for actual information on the county's useless website, when I saw this picture.Note the Mexi-mullet. I'm picturing some sort of bizarre photoshop/Mr. Potatohead police software that lets you create your own suspect rendering. And if it's available to the average consumer, I'd like to get my hands on it (the fun I could have with Christmas cards!).

Seriously, if you've seen THAT guy, he's wanted for a hit and run accident that left a 12-year-old boy dead. You can read the sad part of this story here.

I sure hope he's caught. Not just because he killed a kid. I want him caught so I can match this computer-generated image to the real thing.

Parking Lot Troubles

Going from the car to the office is a lot like this these days.

Our satellite lot is a high school. I did not have penny loafers, so at least I'm not out any change. Oh, and I made it across the street twice without being run over, so that's a good thing.

If you want to know why we can't park near the building, read Julie's blog.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

I Want A Chocolate Chip Cookie

So I'm looking at the NY Times and I come across this story. It's not so much news as it is a vision in all that is right with the world.

Behold, the perfect chocolate chip cookie.Just seeing that picture made me instantly crave that goodness. So I'm passing it on to you.

Read the story here (and prepare to instantly crave cookies - if you aren't already), or get the recipe here. And make me a cookie!

Green With Envy

I envy people with a nice, lush green yard.

This is what a lot of my yard looks like.
It's fried from the early summer heat and the lack of water (I very rarely water it because when I think about it, it's noon and that's not the time to water). I put some fertilizer down Saturday - before the first good soaking my yard has seen in a while - and there is hope.I've got my fingers crossed that the whole yard will look like the shadier parts of the yard.
I'm hoping the recent rainy spell will help, though I'm actually glad it's easing off a bit. The yard is a little soggy now. Hopefully, the rain will come back and see us soon!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Thindy's Naughty



Cindy Brady,whose real name is Susan Olsen, went on a radio show after having a bit too much wine. She left halfway through it to go puke.

Nice, right?

Watch the video (of her running out of the room - not actually hugging the toilet) and see that not only can the littlest Brady not hold her booze, but notice she has not aged well.

On a happy note...things aren't THAT bad for me!

I'm Already Ready For The Weekend

Monday was rough.

First, I was slapped with another reminder of my stupidity. A few weeks ago, I pre-ordered the Aerosmith bundle for the Wii. I was excited when I received an email last week, telling me it had shipped. It was to arrive Thursday. So imagine my disappointment when I returned home Thursday night to find no package. Friday was a holiday. By Sunday, I was preparing to file a claim with UPS. Then, I went and looked at the email. Somehow, my old address was listed as the shipping address. How could this be? I don't remember seeing that listed at any point of the order? I go on Best Buy's website and look at my account. Nowhere is that address listed. In fact, my current address is the only one listed with the account. HMMM.

I call Best Buy and talk to a few people there. I'm told there's nothing they can do - they sent it to the address I gave them. Afterall, they do give you three chances before the order is submitted. And then, when the order ships, they list the address in the email. GRRRR. I call UPS. They say there's nothing they can do. They shipped it to the address I gave them. I think I'm going to be sick. I call the old apartment complex and am surprised to get the one woman in the office who was nice to me. She remembers me. I ask about the package - thinking maybe, JUST MAYBE, it was delivered to the office and not left at the front door of the apartment (afterall, it was delivered the day before a holiday - would they really leave it at the door?). She looks. No package. I ask her if anyone's living in that apartment, she says no. WAAAAAH! No game for me. And I'm out $100!

I get to work, which is always how I like to start the week. It's raining SO hard in the parking lot, Josh, my carpool partner, and I decide to wait it out. It starts to pour so much, the parking lot begins to flood. I take a picture, then move so we don't have to step out of the car and into a lake. Luckily, I make it to the building in light rain - without falling down. See? Miracles can happen! Within an hour or so, the server crashes (it did this Friday, but we managed to get on the air without troubles). It was touch and go all day. Half of my show had to be edited on tape - like the old days. By the time we got into the control room, my head hurt sooo bad. Still, I had to make it through the show AND The Bachelorette (recap on the work blog). I fell asleep by 2AM, my head still pounding. It's still a little achy today.

But it wasn't all thorns yesterday (note the influence from The Bachelorette - man am I glad that stupid show is over!). In between my video game meltdown and the chaos known as work, I received a super fun delivery! Shea sent me a Biggio helmet - not one you can wear. This was the giveaway a couple of weeks ago at an Astros game. It was in response to the one I had my mom send her a few weeks earlier, shrinking Bidge in plaster at his final game. I always thought of the ageless ballplayer as Pig Pen. He never could play a game without getting dirty.

That was the highlight of my day. I'm afraid the way the week started, it may be the highlight of my week. Boo.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Laughter Chain



This is funny. Not funny enough for me to record myself being a giggling fool with my web cam.

If you want to read about it, click here. Enjoy!

For The Single Girls

I want the girls I know (and even those I've never met but read this blog) to know you should never give up hope of finding Mr. Right.

You should never settle.

And you should live without regret - but with hope.

Read this and you'll understand why I'm all optimistic.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Play Time

Little Chaplin is now 8-weeks-old. He LOVES to play. He's also fond of chasing Charley (and being chased by Charley). He also likes to climb. I need to get that on video before he figures out he can jump. Here he is playing on one toy that keeps him busy for a while.