I Don't Care What They Say

If any actress I actually like - or any of my magazines - tell me this look is coming back, I won't do it.

Note to Katie (or Kate, as Tom would prefer we call her): buy some straight leg jeans - OR don't wear your hubbie's pants. Clearly you're wearing his hair. Just stop with the clothes. Wait till Victoria Bekham gets hold of you!

Paris Hilton Fights Back

She's not my favorite airhead, but her response to John McCain's ad is funny - and it kinda makes sense.

See for yourself.

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Fudgesicle?

Last night I had a craving for something sweet. Since Charles wouldn't go out and get me some blueberry cobbler a la mode, I had to settle for a fudge bar from vending machine. It was almost like frozen Swiss Miss hot cocoa!

While I'm savoring this yummy treat, I flip over the package and see something peculiar.
It includes artificial vanilla flavor.

In a fudgesicle.

Of all the artificial things in this (I mean, it's so good, it has to be phony), vanilla? Weird.

Still, it was $1 well spent. However, I probably would have enjoyed the cobbler a la mode more.

That's a hint, Charles.

DVR Alert!

If you thought Glenn Close was scary in "Fatal Attraction," you're a wimp. Her role as a mean-spirited lawyer who will stop at nothing to win a case on "Damages" is even scarier.

Plus, Ted Danson does bad guy well. Where else do you get to see that?

So if you haven't watched this show, set your DVR for August 9th. You could also settle onto your couch with a bunch of snacks to watch episode after episode. I'm not brave enough to do that. Some of these episodes scared the you know what out of me, so I stopped watching it before bed. Another warning: this show is NOT appropriate for children!

Get in on this show before the second season starts. You'll be wondering why you missed season one after Glenn Close wins the Emmy in September.

Move Over Segway...

Toyota has decided fat, lazy Americans will buy anything. The proof:



That's the Winglet. It goes 12 miles an hour.

Quick! Someone do the math! How long would it take me to get to work? And, no, I will not take it on the highway.

Apparently, Toyota is aiming these at the elderly in the airport. I would be afraid if my grandparents got on these. My grandpa, being the tailgater that he is, would probably mow down innocent people on this. My grandmother would probably ask some young person to carry her bags and scoot along on it while she walks along next to it making inappropriate remarks about people. Because she can.

Vista Haters Get Punk'd

When I bought my computers, I had a few people tell me to steer clear of Vista. I decided to give it a shot anyway. In my case, I haven't had Vista problems - knock wood.

But then comes this story. Microsoft gives it a new name then lets haters try it out.

Whaddayaknow? They like it!

I'm Still Sharing

I don't know what it is about the first of August that makes me want to share myself with you people, but here's another thing...

My Chinese name is Bai Nu kai. Get your own.

That's A LOT of Nicoles

Let me know how many of you there are in the comments section...

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 664 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

ANOTHER Survey

I will start August by answering this survey sent to me by my mother. Blame her if this bores you.

1. What is your job title right now? Producer

2. What color are your socks right now? my feet are naked
3. What are you listening to right now? The Ting Tings

4. What was the last thing that you ate? biscuit

5. Can you drive a stick shift? Yes. You know how I learned? My parents bought me a car that was standard and I had to drive it.

6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? I haven't been on the phone since last night, and I believe the last one on the phone with me was Gerber
7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? yes, mom

8. How old are you today? the calendar says 33, I say 13

9. What is your favorite sport to watch? Baseball

10. What is your favorite drink? non alcoholic: iced tea; alcoholic: margarita on the rocks

11. Have you ever dyed your hair? yes

12. Favorite food? hamburgers. I consider them the perfect meal (even if they're not made from beef)!
13. What is the last movie you watched? Superbad

14. Favorite day of the year? Christmas

15. How do you vent anger? kids, put on your earmuffs because I drop f-bombs

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? I don't remember any specific toy, so I'll say my brother

17. What happened to #16? He and his ginormous head are still around

18. Cherries or Blueberries? both

19. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? well, since I'm not emailing this, I'll say NO - unless they want to send me their answers

20. Who is the most likely to respond? me

21. Who is least likely to respond? ?

22. Living arrangements? house with a dog and a kitten

23. When was the last time you cried? The other night when I watched Hopkins

24. What is under your bed? monsters

25. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this email to? um, you???

26. What did you do last night? I worked. And then I came home and went to bed.

27.What are you most afraid of? knowing when I'm going to die

28. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? how about spicy cheese?

29. Favorite dog breed? well, I love my wienerdog !

30. Favorite day of the week? Sunday Morning

31. How many states have you lived in? 2

32. Where/when was your last vacation? June

33. What is the most exciting thing you have planned for the future? I plan to win the lottery and see the world. To accomplish that, I will start buying lottery tickets more often.