Monday, August 4, 2008

Move Over Segway...

Toyota has decided fat, lazy Americans will buy anything. The proof:



That's the Winglet. It goes 12 miles an hour.

Quick! Someone do the math! How long would it take me to get to work? And, no, I will not take it on the highway.

Apparently, Toyota is aiming these at the elderly in the airport. I would be afraid if my grandparents got on these. My grandpa, being the tailgater that he is, would probably mow down innocent people on this. My grandmother would probably ask some young person to carry her bags and scoot along on it while she walks along next to it making inappropriate remarks about people. Because she can.
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