Do you know what this reminds me of?
Surprisingly, not a tranny on parade. I thought of the movie "Clueless."
Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess.
That, my friends, is your dose of pop culture for the day.