Fudgesicle?

Last night I had a craving for something sweet. Since Charles wouldn't go out and get me some blueberry cobbler a la mode, I had to settle for a fudge bar from vending machine. It was almost like frozen Swiss Miss hot cocoa!

While I'm savoring this yummy treat, I flip over the package and see something peculiar.
It includes artificial vanilla flavor.

In a fudgesicle.

Of all the artificial things in this (I mean, it's so good, it has to be phony), vanilla? Weird.

Still, it was $1 well spent. However, I probably would have enjoyed the cobbler a la mode more.

That's a hint, Charles.