Saturday, August 9, 2008
Three Reasons I Want To Be Cindy Crawford
1. That body.
2. George Clooney.
When I saw these pictures in the current issue of US Weekly, I stared at it. Then I thought, "She's 42-years-old and has it all."
However, I have to wonder about that husband of hers. I mean, taking your wife on a yacht with Clooney?? Dude, either you're really confident in yourself or you don't care if Clooney runs away with your wife. Then, to have Bono around - I mean the accent, the high note, the fact that he wants to wipe your tears away - what more could you want?
So if you want to make me happy this Christmas, give me those three things. They don't have to be in that order.