I was flipping through one of my favorite weekly non-newsy magazines that gives me celebrity gossip that appears mostly true (US Weekly) when I came across a regular feature: Stars - They're Just Like US!
I BUY CANNED GOODS!!!
But wait. It's not just famous adults who are just like us. Take a look at their mini-mes.
Maybe celebrities aren't like us. Maybe WE'RE like them. Because how would we know how much we all have in common if paparazzi weren't there to take these intrusive pictures and sell them so we could see them?
That gives me an idea. From here on out, NO ONE is allowed to take my picture without paying me first.
PS - NO ONE is allowed to take that last statement and make any kind of alteration to it to make me sound like a prostitute. Because I'm not.