Because I know some people who seem to always be the last to know some pop culture-y things, I've decided to start rounding up some of the non-news news for them and you - my kind readers. Enjoy!
Britney Spears freaks out when a fan boy comes on stage to dance with her. See it here. Note the music/singing happening while she screams and shakes her hands at the boy.
Kirstie Alley told People magazine why she gained her weight (and then some) back. Spoiler alert: she quit eating Jenny Craig and moved her workout equipment to the garage. I'm sure that sounded like a good idea at the time.
Farrah Fawcett's been recording her battle with cancer. NBC thinks it'll make good TV.
"Star Trek" the movie is in theaters this week. I've never seen an entire episode of the show or more than 1 minute of the old movies, but I'm going to see Chris Pine. He's H-O-T.
Lil' Kim and her booty got, well, booted off "DWTS."
The last girl singing on "American Idol" got the axe.
The talk of the newsroom (generated by yours truly) was whether this girl has a wiener. I say yes. However, I don't want to see proof.
Victoria Principal, who probably hasn't worked in the last decade (unless it's in one of those Lifetime movies I never watch), is apparently too busy to walk her dog. She makes her maid do it. And apparently, it's "Chop Chop" with Vicki or she'll pistol whip you!
Shia LaBeouf has a crush on his mom. Actually, it's more than a crush. It's creepy. And if you want to know his definition of "the sexiest woman I know," well, here you go.
Jennifer Hudson, who's already engaged to some guy who was on a reality show, proposed to her fiance by giving him a five carat ring. Hmmm...wonder who wins in that relationship???
Candidates for DB of the week:
Kiefer Sutherland head-butted a designer for quite possibly no real reason. Not sure if he didn't like the guy's designs, or just felt like going after a guy who uses material as his weapon of choice. And now he's being charged with assault. Sounds like somebody's going back to the pokey!
Jon of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" might be cheating on his wife, who makes me on a bad day seem like an angel.
That guy, Joe The Plumber (whose name really isn't Joe and he technically doesn't plumb anything), calls gays "queer" and says he won't let them near his children.
Did I miss anything? Let me know in the comments!