I like to think this is actually not so crazy.
Oscar de la Renta's crystal panther ring!
I don't exactly see a panther here. I see a sparkly voodoo face. And that's a good thing! It could keep the bad spirits away with just a twinkle of its gemmed features! Y'all, THIS COULD SAVE MY LIFE!!!
It's $265, so it won't break the bank. And if it would, you need to stop spending your money on crazy things like electricity and water and smartphones. Loser.