Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Five Pounds

Oh, this guy!

He parks his ginormous truck in two parking spaces - as if anyone could miss it! Either he can't park or he is in the running for "Douchebag of the Year." Real contest. I swear. The prize: my eternal bad thoughts.

But if you think that monster truck isn't enough of an attention getter, take a closer look at the license plate.
Yeah. 5 lbs.

I suppose that's the average size of his catch? But I'd be more impressed if his haul was bigger. So big, that it would require a bigger boat.
Now that's impressive! Definitely not a five pounder. And if you can catch that without losing a limb or shooting it, you get my eternal admiration.

But Mr. Monster Truck and his 5 lbs? I'm not impressed.

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