If Chris Brown blames Satan for releasing those photos of a beaten up Rihanna, it's safe to say Satan blames Chris Brown for slamming his fists into Rihanna's pretty face.
Look who's still alive!
Is Regis really regretting his decision to leave his talk show?
Charo doesn't like Gaga.
Here's a little something on Stevie Nicks' new album.
Kelsey Grammer is getting married today.
Kristin Davis makes sense here.
Remember little Rudy Huxtable? This might not refresh your memory.
Charlie Sheen is totally taunting CBS. And it backfired. And I believe he may still be abusing nose candy.
So, Kanye is all about safe sex. Did we need to know that?
I'm not sure about this Ben Affleck/Matt Damon partnership.
Looks like it's time to start the clock on when Christina Aguilera will check into rehab.
These are two of my favorite musical moments on TV this week.
Ricky Gervais is worth a lot of money.
I don't know if these two will be great Oscar hosts, but they look like they're having fun.
Also, if they feel like they're losing the audience, they could always go with what Ricky Gervais wrote them.
Catherine Zeta-Jones has an official title (other than Mrs. Michael Douglas).
ANOTHER movie is being remade. Seriously, Hollywood, how about something original? This one is also not necessary.
Not sure if this is Jennifer Lopez acting or if she's being sincere.
Penelope Cruz is another celeb whose body seems to easily rebound after having a baby.
Cher is telling her Tweeps about her disappointment over not being nominated for an Academy Award.
Not that I have any desire to see John Travolta movies made after 1985, but this makes me less interested in his new movie.
I am totally on board with this girl repping Madonna and child's clothing line.
Lynda Carter has a few things to say about the Wonder Woman reboot.
Halle Berry had to know this dress was see-through.
When invited to be a guest on The View, don't trash Barbara.
So, not everyone wants to see that swimsuit model au natural. And from this picture, I've seen enough of her.
If this show sees the light of day, I'll probably check it out.
I wouldn't dare post the photo, so here's a link to Roseanne in a bathing suit.
OOOH! LOOK! It's the 60s again!
Maybe it's because the movie came out when I was a kid, but I never would have thought this about Desperately Seeking Susan.
Believe it or not - this is Beyonce.
Justin Timberlake wants you to know this. I want him to know that I want him to make more music. Like two years ago.
I like the idea of these ladies touring together, but I think my ears would hurt from all the high notes.
Someone needs to pull Rihanna aside and tell her this is a bad idea. And this is even worse. And she probably shouldn't do this either.
Retirement must not be all that I hope. Larry King is hitting the road.
If this lady joins the DWTS cast, I predict she will be The Awkward One. But this casting news excites me!
Alyssa Milano is preggers.
Turns out that product placement in Britney's new video was for cash. Good for her?
At least this kid's hair cut was for a good cause.
Not sure if this is a sign of Charlie Sheen's progress.
BREAKING NEWS: This actress cut her hair.
Oh, Janet Jackson. No.
One of the most annoying Real Housewives cast member is hosting a red carpet Oscar show on CNN (which I'm pretty sure no one watches - not even at CNN).
Here's Richard Simmons wearing more than those tiny shorts.
I'm sure there's nothing naughty happening between these two, but this just looks weird.
I can't believe Kate (of William and Kate) is willing to share her day with these stars.
So this is what John Travolta looks like without a hairpiece?
Lindsay Lohan is headed back to work (if she doesn't go to prison).
As if I didn't have reason not to like him already, Jesse James is writing a "tell-all" book.
I am totally blaming James Cameron for this.
Another American Idol was dropped from his label. See why I quit this show?
Something tells me Jennifer Aniston's home may be on the market for a while.
Guess who's coming back to ABC this fall?