This is me.
So, why, oh why, can't people on Twitter figure out that I am not who they're looking for? Examples:
These people weren't trying to teach me Spanish. They meant to send their messages to this girl:
I know my name is not exactly unique. TRUE STORY: When I was reporting, there was a woman working for a small town newspaper in our viewing area who shared my name. She ended up putting her middle initial in her byline to try to avoid confusion. But, I still think people should be smart enough to know how to communicate with their friends on Twitter. Or, maybe that's too much to ask. I'll just keep using my Google translate so I can tell if they're spammers or just sloppy typers.