Monday, November 22, 2010
Everyone knows she's had plastic surgery because she's told all about it. I like that. Unlike some ladies, she's just telling us what's she's had done so no one says, "Why can't my eyebrows be closer to my hairline like Joan Rivers?" They CAN be. It'll cost you.
I decided to see what I can learn from her on Twitter. It's official: everything I know about aging, I have learned from Joan Rivers.
Don't Be Afraid To Look Like The Witch From "Snow White"
Hope Doctors Invent Female Viagra
You're Never Too Old For A Fresh Start
There Is A Reality Show For The Old Folks (If We All Dream)
There's A Bright Side To Daylight Saving Time
My Potty Mouth Makes Me Cultured
Just Because You're Old, You Don't Have To Say You Love Susan Boyle
Old People Don't Just Love Hard Candy
Never Accept Your Spinster Fate
You Only Need Plastic Surgery If You Plan To See People In Person
Now, I can't wait to grow old! It sounds like so much fun! Plus, you can be cranky, say what is on your mind and no one will say a thing to you! Wait. I do that already. Much love to Joan Rivers! I can only hope to have that much fun when I'm her age - whatever it is!