Can you spot what distracted me? Here's another hint:
First, I see the blond girl whose top can barely contain her.
Second, I see she's a teacher. Really? Like the kind of teacher who winds up in the news for having "inappropriate contact with a student?" Because that's the vibe I get from that picture.
Third, it's a dating site? No credit card required? And you can look at the photos of singles in your zip code? I didn't dare click on the link because I'm afraid of those sites anyway. I also think a site like that which does not ask for a credit card is probably not doing background checks. TIP: If the site is not charging people and doing background checks, you're probably better off surfing the sex offender registry for a date. It's possible you might find a guy who was "misunderstood."
There's one more thing:
Ahhh. There's the catch. They lure you with a photo of a person you'll never spot on the website. If she's there, she's probably not disease-free - or even free for that matter (see: working girl). The girl in that photo is probably as legit as those girls on those "friends with benefits" commercials I see late at night on cable.
So, suckers, if you want to waste some time, go to those sites and hunt for a girl who is blond and busty and see what you get. I bet you strike out. And if that lady really is a teacher, I bet she doesn't stay employed for long.
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