Wednesday, December 21, 2011

On The Eighth Day of Tweepmas...

Twitter gave to me...

Some of you may be thinking this is NOT a gift. Oh, but it is! Here are eight Twitter gems from the pop star:
This is the most random gathering. It's like these dudes wanted to be cool for their kids or cousins or nieces and nephews. But it looks like they were having fun. Even Jay-Z.
I like that this kid who is so busy he can't actually attend school is helping those kids who are sitting in class probably driving a teacher crazy by singer his songs or working the word "Bieber" into their papers. Also, is it just me or does the person accepting this check seem to have a Bieber haircut?
So, is he saying he never thought he'd perform for and meet the President of the United States? Or is he saying he won't rule out running for office? Because I think he's Canadian or something - not qualified to be President (though I bet that doesn't stop Beliebers from starting a campaign).
Seriously, this kid is EVERYWHERE! I bet tweens knocked over Mickey Mouse to get him (and we all know Mickey is the REAL star of all places Disney)!
Aw. That's nice! Nothing worse than some young kid making millions off people in his age bracket and giving them the finger. Not Bieber!
I am just young enough to know he's quoting a song lyric and just old enough to tell him that's not appropriate.
And here's how you know that paternity suit is not legit. No boy who is that close with the ladies in his life is going to get himself mixed up in a situation like that. Those ladies would whoop him (or whatever the Canadian equivalent of that phrase is).
Hmm. I think that's a nice place to leave things.


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